Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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