she woke up with a sticky ear
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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