So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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