Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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