you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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