Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Found the puke drawer
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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