At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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