Only a mothe r could love this liver
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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