You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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