Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
