Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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