Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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