I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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