I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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