I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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