i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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