Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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