Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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