Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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