I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Semen is not good for contacts.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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