Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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