Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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