WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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