I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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