This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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