I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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