I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
