She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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