Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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