did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
handjob tips. give me some.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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