She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A+ Viking dick
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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