She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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