What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The uberlube is also flammable
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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