i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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