OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Blow job season was short but glorious.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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