worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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