so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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