lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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