shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
porn star boner night. come get it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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