Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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