I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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