Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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