Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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