Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm bleeding and have questions
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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