weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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