It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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