You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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