plz talk dirty to me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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