Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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