when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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