Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just invented taco cereal.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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