i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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