HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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